Air siren moaning and screaming to hide
Kablammo! The bunker mall shakes
Everyone’s eerily calm and relaxed inside

I wonder what a kosher big Mac tastes like
I’m hungry, supersize, coke and fries

I came by train and I’ve got time to kill
Why not browse while the war’s outside

Bus 23 leaves in 30
I want twizzlers for the road ahead

All this bombing gets tiresome
Heading south on vacation

Connect to wifi and check the news
Today a missile landed in a school